the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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