Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
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I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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