carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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