Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
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What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Is it penis luge time yet?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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