i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Randomize
