I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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