We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize