i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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