Your tits are I can't wait for
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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