i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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