no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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