Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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