Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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