You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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