It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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