ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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