My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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