Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I will be naked everywhere
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
