Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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