Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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