but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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