She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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