What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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