can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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