That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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