The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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