Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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