This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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