question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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