If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
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How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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