everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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