dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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