So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
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flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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