You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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