Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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