Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
