what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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