therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I'm passing your future prison.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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