Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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