Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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