so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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