When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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