i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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