Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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