i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize
