Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize