Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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