Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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