just come out here and I will go home with you...
Please, let me fuck your mom
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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