school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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