Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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