do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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